Holiday Spot Light Stealers

                   I know I shouldn't think like this but I really do hate the holidays... especially Christmas. How I hate Christmas. The humans bring in some stupid scrawny tree, and what do they do with it? They love it and nourish it and give it fanciful sparkley things! Why can't they do that stuff to me? I clearly deserve some tinsel! As soon as that stupid tree comes into the house I disappear. POOF! And I'm ignored until it dies. I hardly get water! They just leave me to STARVE!!!! OH WHY WHY WHY  . The best attention I received since the tree was when the kid spilled hot hot chocolate in my pot! All I want for Christmas is NO MORE CHRISTMAS TREES!!!!!....... and maybe some tinsel. :)